karltheork

November 2, 2014 Our little project has gone off wihout any significant issues. Only Velocity met at the agreed location- a valuable ally, to be sure, but also indicative of how much work i have to do to gain a reputation around here-, but between the four of us, we made short work of the security at our local candy factory. I had selected it, not only for the thematic aspect of stealing/contaminating candy on Halloween, but also to put a dent in the finances of that heartless, pollution-spewing, downright ugly monstrosity that, frankly, can't make a decent lolly to save their pathetic lives. Hopefully they got the message, especially since

Modifications complete! The whole project turned out amazingly, if i do say so myself. The proboscides are realistically narrow, and i've even worked in retractable mouthplates so as not to muffle our chilling threats of terror. Tomorrow, we shall carry out a Halloween-themed crime spree of some sort, hopefully with the help of a few other villains. I mean, what's the point of becoming a supervillain if you can't have fun with it once in a while? Oh, and i'm not sure what exactly i'm dealing with here, but some anonymous force has been disrupting the Coccoon's signals. I finally headed for the roof to check the dish, and discovered the appa