Evil Journal

May 28, 2014
Finally, my triumphant return! I have spent several weeks at the local Henchman Training Center, personally overseeing the progress of my minions. Looking back, I see my efforts to design their costumes and gadgets have distracted me from this journal for too long, and so I intend to recap all that has occurred.
Firstly, I have acquired 2 henchmen, outfitted them well, and ensured that their training is up to my standards. They have taken the nom de guerres of Stinger and Nightflight, and are geared up as folows:
Stinger is my muscle, and he has taken up the mantle of the hardworking bumblebee. His stinger, equipped with a pinhole camera for aiming at pursuers, fires barbed needles on a stream of compressed air. His forearms bear similar weapons, and his considerable strength is augmented by a slimline exoskeletal frame.
Nightflight wears a moth costume similar to my own, but with sound dampeners and a white noise generator, for additional stealth as needed. He's more suited for martial arts than brawling, and so he complements Stinger nicely. His main weapons are various gas- and liquid-filled pellets, thrown with deadly accuracy.
All three of us bear my pollen guns, which performed admirably against the "underclassmen" of the group. We have yet to find out how effective they are against supers, but I'm confident we'll give them a pretty hard time. Perhaps we can stop off in another, less high-profile city for the field test phase.
I really must finish working on my supercomputer on my return, but fine decor is such an essential part of gracious living, and so I will turn my attentions to the apallingly blank walls first. Between jobs, of course.
Nearly forgot to mention it, but my club is officially upgraded as much as I dare without compromising structural integrity. Having found reference to similar weapons on one of the villan forums, I have outfitted it with a system similar to reactive armor; that is to say, it responds to sudden impact with a focused explosion, deflecting bullets and such. By the same token, anything I hit hard enough will also be subjected to said focused explosion.
And that just about wraps things up for now. Can't wait to get home and play with our new toys....